Arbour Ames is trans, gay, sad, and stuck in a town in the middle of nowhere that somehow has absolutely no good attributes. They love to procrastinate on the writing that might actually make them money and instead spend time writing fanfiction that should probably never see the light of day but gets published online anyway. Arbour has weaknesses for fluff (both in fiction and on animals), horror movies, and existential memes. If ever one were to sneak a peek into Arbour’s life, they would probably see Arbour binge-watching superhero television shows instead of doing something useful with their life. Feel free to send over an e-mail if ever you’re curious about their terrible fanfiction, if you want rants about superheroes, or if you’re just in the mood to get a response that is somehow sarcastic and awkward at the same time.